Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

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Orchestra rehearsal:

  • Conductor: You have to use your mutes in this section.
  • French horn player: Sorry, we forgot our sords.
  • Orchestra: Wait, what, swords?

allthe23yearolds:

so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.

that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times

women are metal as fuck

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macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

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hunteroflove:

D-D-D-D-D-D-DROP THE VASE

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